Tips!

I've blogged about this before.... but LEAVE TIPS WHEN YOU STAY AT HOTELS! Especially if you: *Can't aim and pee all over.

*Throw used condoms wherever you want

*Spit into the ice bucket

*Bleed all over the bed

*Shave you body in the shower and leave hair EVERYWHERE!

Ok i'm done. So today I got the funniest tip! 5 dollas plus this note saying "Thanks a trillion!" with a fake trillion dollar bill. It made my day.